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three little pig rhymes

puttbutt

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Don't know if people in other countries would know about American nursey stories. But here's one from a co worker. there were three little pigs who built their own homes. the first one builds his out of straw. after completion. a wolf comes along and come' a knocking. telling the pig to let him in, otherwise he would blow his house down. the pig doesn't, so the wolf blow's the pig's house down. the pig runs to the next pig's house which is made of sticks. the wolf shows up, and the same scenario unfolds. the two pigs run to the 3rd pig's house which is made of bricks. the wolf shows up again and makes the same threat about blowing the house down. the 2 pigs that had their houses blown down are now scared, while the third pig calmly get's on the phone and a couple of mins. a limo pulls up and two pigs in pinstripe suits pull up and beat the wolf senseless with baseball bats and leaves. the first two pigs are astonished at what just happened and questioned the third pig as who those pigs were, to which the third pig replied, they're my cousins, "guinea pigs"
 

Eatmore Mudd

Moderator
Staff member
Don't know if people in other countries would know about American nursey stories. But here's one from a co worker. there were three little pigs who built their own homes. the first one builds his out of straw. after completion. a wolf comes along and come' a knocking. telling the pig to let him in, otherwise he would blow his house down. the pig doesn't, so the wolf blow's the pig's house down. the pig runs to the next pig's house which is made of sticks. the wolf shows up, and the same scenario unfolds. the two pigs run to the 3rd pig's house which is made of bricks. the wolf shows up again and makes the same threat about blowing the house down. the 2 pigs that had their houses blown down are now scared, while the third pig calmly get's on the phone and a couple of mins. a limo pulls up and two pigs in pinstripe suits pull up and beat the wolf senseless with baseball bats and leaves. the first two pigs are astonished at what just happened and questioned the third pig as who those pigs were, to which the third pig replied, they're my cousins, "guinea pigs"
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